6:00am – Wake up. No – Snooze.
6:20am – Wake up. NOW.
6:30 – Shower
6:57am – BLEGH. Boo you, cold weather.
7:00am – Put a face on (AKA make up).
7:19am – Feed the rat babies, make sure they have water and leave for the office.
7:33am – Turn on your computer, and let it start up from the dark ages while you organise your life.
7:34am – Turn the heaters on for everyone.
7:36 – Coffeeee.
7:45am – Begin daily email answering jam session. Todays mood = http://8tracks.com/soul-sangeet/electro-swing
9:00am – HI! HI! HELLO! GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE!
9:00am – Is everyone smiling? Yes, sweet. Get back to work.
10:00am – Briefings
10:30am – Throw around subtle employee encouragement.
10:45 – Take this moment to enjoy ticking tasks off of your To-Do list.
10:50am – More emails
10:53am – Put those on hold, time for a phone-call
11:00am – Send urgent reverts to clients.
11:15am – Leave for 12 o’clock meeting.
12:15pm – Fuck fuck fuck traffic.
1:25pm – Belt out Blink-182 jams all the way back to the office. Sing louder when people stare – smile when people smile.
1:57pm – Laugh with David the car guard about who (and why) someone keyed your car.
2:00pm – Feed yourself and laugh with Jen, Nick and Rodney about some of the stupid (sorry, but it’s true) people we’ve had to deal with recently.
2:20pm – Write a list of absolute MUST DO’s. Right now. Or die.
2:26pm – Invoice. Quote. Pay me now. Thank you for paying me.
3:15pm – Check in and make sure everyone is on track.
3:40pm – Last bit of the emails and admin. YOU CAN DO IT!
3:54pm – WEEE! Corona and work time.
5:00pm – BYE EVERYONE! (Cry a little bit on the inside because you’re going to be working for a while longer).
5:15pm – Switch projects.
7:00pm – Last emails.
7:15pm – To do lists for Monday
7:35pm – Finish lists after realising that you may have a list problem (and a problem with referring to yourself in the third person).
7:47pm – Call the boyfriend to let him know you’re alive and on your way home. Bitch and laugh about life not being that bad.
8:12pm – Take your bra off (YEEEES. MAGIC).
8:25pm – Put washing on.
8:32pm – Congratulate Jen on the smells coming from the kitchen and check on the rat babies.
8:50 – Eat. Laugh. Discuss starting a podcast because the two of you are bloody hilarious.
9:00pm – Switch washing over.
9:15pm – Get in to bed.
9:35pm – Share memes with Jen and listen to each other laughing through the walls.
10:00pm – Say goodnight. Set alarms. Repeat.